And Now The Bad News….

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And now my Kittens…..the bad news….

Aliens are likely to look and behave like us
Alien life, if it exists at all, is likely to be just like us, a leading scientist has claimed.
Professor Simon Conway Morris at Cambridge University will tell a conference on alien life that extraterrestrials will most likely have evolved just like “earthlings” and so resemble us to a degree with heads, limbs and bodies.

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This obviously isn’t going to be a high point when the visitors make first contact my Kittens.

Unfortunately they will have also evolved our foibles and faults which could make them dangerous if they ever did visit us on Earth.

The evolutionary paleobiologist’s beliefs mean that science fiction films such as Star Wars and Star Trek could be more accurate than they ever imagined in depicting alien life.

Wow! Did you hear that Kittens! Science dorks like Star Trek!!

Prof Conway Morris believes that extraterrestrial life is most likely to occur on a planet similar to our own, with organisms made from the same biochemicals. The process of evolution will even shape alien life in a similar way, he added.

“It is difficult to imagine evolution in alien planets operating in any manner other than Darwinian,” he said.

“In the end the number of options is remarkably restrictive. I don’t think an alien will be a blob. If aliens are out there they should have evolved just like us. They should have eyes and be walking on two legs.

“In short if there is any life out there then it is likely to be very similar to us.”

Oh goodie!! Let’s hope that they act just like us with lot’s of waste, consumerism, war, racial hatred, prejudice, anger, genital mutilation and poverty.

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They could come in peace but also be searching for somewhere to live, and to help themselves to water, minerals and fuel he is due to tell a conference at the Royal Society, in London.

However he also thinks that because much of the Universe is older than us they would have evolved further down the line and we should have heard from them by now.

That isn’t exactly much of an achievement for a superior race. We’re not very impressive. In fact, if there was a god like some people believe then it is fairly safe to say that he aimed very low and settled for very little.

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He believes it is increasingly looking like they may not be out there at all.

“It is about time they turned up,” he said. “It is very, very quiet out there. Suspiciously quiet. Where on Earth are they? I personally don’t think that there is anything out there.”

Either that or they just aren’t interested. Is that possible? Why leave a universe of wonders to visit this shit hole. At best it is the solar systems worst trailer park and at worst it is a penal colony for all of the DNA alieans from beyond didn’t want anymore. It would explain much of our repugnant behaviour.

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His lecture is part of a two-day conference at which experts will discuss how we might detect life on distant planets and what that could mean for society.

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Professor Paul Davies, a British physicist at Arizona State University, will reiterate his belief that life exists right under our noses – here on Earth.

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He believes that the life forms, most likely microscopic, could exist in remote and hostile environments where it was previously thought no creature could survive.

The suburbs.

They are so different to life as we know it that scientists would have overlooked them in the past.

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At the heart of his theory is that life on Earth may have come and gone many times during the planet’s existence.

These creatures would be the remnants of the previous inhabitants.

Not all are convinced by the “shadow life” concept. Professor Colin Pillinger, who led the Beagle 2 Mars landing mission, said: “I prefer to deal in scientific fact — this is wildly science fiction. You’d be off your trolley to go searching for arsenic-based life.”

Ummm….Has Nasa actually accomplished anything lately? Richard Branson is sending people to space and Nasa isn’t allowed to play with rockets anymore.

Professor Pillinger, who is also due to speak at the Royal Society, argues that Mars remains the best bet for finding alien organisms.

The conference will also address the social implications of the search for alien life.

I know of at least one group of people that won’t be too thrilled when we find alien life. They aren’t big fans of science (I don’t mean Greenpeace this time)and alien life might just poke a few holes in their explaination for where human life came from.

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Professor Albert Harrison, from the University of California, will discuss how human beings might respond to the discovery of extraterrestrial intelligence.

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As usual, I suspect fairly poorly.

“It is easy to imagine scenarios resulting in widespread psychological disintegration and social chaos,” he said.

Is he kidding? He’s talking about a society that loses their fucking minds when an outline of Jesus appears on a pile of dog shit.

We kill each other for fun and sport, embrace cruelty of unimaginable proportions, commit genocide every decade or so and can’t even figure out how to effectively get some help to Haiti unless we are trying to conquer them.

People here lose their shit if they see a cartoon they don’t like that shows a picture of a god that they can’t even look at anyways.

Mankind would do what mankind does. We’d fuck it up.

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“But historical prototypes, reactions to false alarms and survey results suggest that the predominant response to the discovery of a microwave transmission from light years away is likely to be equanimity, perhaps even delight.”

Uh huh…

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~ by jeff on February 10, 2010.

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