Guess I’m Alright
Some damned fine stuff from Liverpool….and you don’t get to say that very often.
Keep your coins, I want change
My blog can beat up your blog
Keep Your Coins, I Want Change
- Balls August 31, 2010Kittens as a writer I can selfishly say that out of the great big sack of goodies that human mammals have invented since we stopped being monkeys and started doing other things, words and language certainly have to rank high up there as one of our cooler inventions. You can’t put a price tag on [...]jeff
- Keep Your Coins, I Still Want Change…. August 31, 2010Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kittens I have a small admission to make. I left the Mighty Keep Your Coins, I Want Change deep in the ground in the cemetery. Dead but not forgotten, until today. It seems I foolishly didn’t read the sign properly and buried it in a pet cemetery because a few thousand of you still [...]jeff
- Signing Off May 14, 2010Well my Kittens there is a saying that goes “all good things must come to an end.” I have lived a long life. A life of 12 men and I still have no fucking idea what the hell that is supposed to mean. I only wish whoever came up with this saying was still alive [...]jeff
- Guess I’m Alright May 8, 2010Some damned fine stuff from Liverpool….and you don’t get to say that very often.jeff
- Killer Whale Kills Killer Whale Trainer On Purpose. Look Surprised!! February 25, 2010You know what hasn’t happened in a while my Kittens? It has been a few months since an animal in captivity who has been placed in captivity so that a few paying doughy nit wits can gawk at them while they perform tricks for human amusement has killed and eaten one of their trainers. Geez [...]jeff
- Flu Inc. February 25, 2010Kittens I have a couple of interesting facts for you today. The first fact is that 78 out of 34,011,000 equals 0.0002293375672576519%. The second is that 16, 000 of 6,804,600,000 is 0.00023513505569761634%. Now you may be asking yourself if I have just offered you the odds of winning the 6/49 lottery. Those odds are actually [...]jeff
- The Finger February 19, 2010Kittens today we are going to talk about something we all know, everyone uses, always enjoys giving and never enjoys receiving, says more with a simple gesture than most explainations ever can, is universally known, doesn’t require a passport or ticket yet you can use in any country on earth and will be recognized and [...]jeff
- Billy Bragg February 12, 2010“You can’t defeat the Axis of evil by putting smart bombs in the hands of dumb people.” Ladies and Gentlemen….Kittens around the world, I offer you one Mr Billy Bragg. A genius who walks among us. Now here is Mr Billy Bragg telling people at Speakers Corner in England recently why he has decided not [...]jeff
- And Now The Bad News…. February 10, 2010And now my Kittens…..the bad news…. Aliens are likely to look and behave like us Alien life, if it exists at all, is likely to be just like us, a leading scientist has claimed. Professor Simon Conway Morris at Cambridge University will tell a conference on alien life that extraterrestrials will most likely have evolved [...]jeff
- Rocket Man February 10, 2010For Kelly~ Kittens before you begin reading this delightful tale, you really must watch that YouTube footage to truly grasp the moral of this story. When I was a wee man I watched that footage with my father on the family couch after one of Mums delightful dinners of some kind of horrifying grey British [...]jeff
